Me and My PHAT Ass.

Goodness gracious.

Who waits almost 2 months inbetween blog postings?

ME!

I feel as though I have been swept with trying to dig myself out of the trenches.

In other words - I have been working my little brain off in the lab - trying desperately to finish my lab work so that I can MOVE OUT OF THIS CITY.

POOP! POOP TO THIS CITY!
(for some reason that just made me feel better).

Hopefully (HOPEFULLY) I am 3-4 weeks away from finishing my lab work. Then BYEBYE - I am taking off to finish writing my thesis in a more civilized city where I can ride my bike without wondering whether the trailer trash is going to try and invite me in for a romp - and whether I'm going to get barked at by a bunch of testosterone filled, immature so called "University" males.

Anyway - here is the update:

I have been training.
It's going alright.
I'm very, very excited to get outdoors. (Did I say VERY?!?)

My newest hobby is collecting emoticons for my msn.......gosh what AM I turning into?

I've been accepted into the PhD program at the school where I wanted to go...
YAHOOO...

So that means I'm looking at a further 4 years of academic torture. Oh man - all I need is a pair of horn-rimmed glasses.
Fantastic.

HCC is offering me sponsorship again this year - it pays for my racing license - so I think I'm gong to take them up on it.

Now that I'm becoming all "grown up" and "financially responsible and independent" - my parents have offered to pay for my fees for one of the National Cycling Training Centres....

Cool.

Hot shot.

We have this 2nd yr undergrad volunteering in our lab....

His MSN picture is of him working in the lab holding a pippetter....

I never knew that working in the lab gives you "cool" status....
Holy shit - what HAVE I been missing out on? I've missed valuable cash-ins for my cool status...dammit - I'd better get working on it. I'll see if the next time I'm in line to get into a bar/club - I can just hop on up to the front of the line and say, "Hey - I work in a lab...so can I just bypass this line?"

HA!

Oh wait - that did work once - at a conference.
Oh man...what a night. Vibrating floor due to the obnoxiously loud base plus a strobe light that would go on for 5-10 minute periods. Talk about having an out of body moment...
Not to mention that it was my birthday....
And the drinks just kept on coming....

Oh...I know what you're waiting for now....the TESTICLE story.

Oh man..haha...I'm seriously falling off the chair just thinking about it.

Alright - so this student emails a prof...and it went something like this...

"I don't want you to think that I'm weird or anything...but when I do a hard leg workout (weights) my testicles hurt. They hurt a whole lot for a long time afterwards - and sometimes even the next day. I'm really into testosterone and men's magazines...and I know you must know a lot about exercise and stuff, so do you know why my testicles hurt? I'm really curious. Some of my friends complain about it as well. Here's my phone number and I really enjoy your class."


holy shit.
I'll end it there.

Till next time (and I promise to start writing more frequently)...